In Bitches,
Teppy:
...hurts like a sonofabitch in bastard sauce.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2012 4:03:37 pm PDT #816 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
erikaj - Apr 16, 2012 6:27:22 am PDT #817 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
I would love to be able to run all vocal Christian Conservatives through a survey about their reaction to a long-haired hippie who bums around the country hanging out with panhandlers and societal outcasts, conducts big outdoor rallies where he advocates pacifism and aid for the unemployed, and criticizes the conduct of the financial industry and people in power. And then reveal that the pinko liberal scum they're sneering at is the one whose biography they thump when condemning everyone different from them. --Matt The Bruins fan in Natter
Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 5:24:27 am PDT #818 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In Natter:
PC:
So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
billytea:
Let me guess. She clicked on ita's links.
Cashmere - Apr 17, 2012 6:18:25 am PDT #819 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ginger in Natter:
Dear Jess's officemate:
Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.
Beverly - Apr 17, 2012 6:04:54 pm PDT #820 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches,
bonny fides: I'm envisioning the chemo drugs themselves as micro-warriors, complete with 300 style abs, skirts and battle cries. In my mind, they are bellowing, "THIS. IS. GIN-GER!" and then kicking the shriveled cancer cells down the well...to their ignominious demise as they are flushed out every time you pee.
Steph L.: No, this is EXACTLY how they work. Including the skirts and abs.
I'm a pharmacy editor. You can trust me.
smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:42:12 pm PDT #821 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Catching up in Natter:
Sophia Brooks: How do you live "inauthentically"- isn't the fact that it is life make it authentic?
Gudanov: I surround myself with cardboard cutouts of my robot army and of the groveling masses. My house is actually pretty small, but I've built a gigantic paper-mache volcano completely around it so I can pretend it's a secret lair.
amych - Apr 26, 2012 9:50:17 am PDT #822 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Movies:
Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!
Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 11:53:20 am PDT #823 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The original IKEA furniture line was Steph's.
amych - Apr 26, 2012 12:53:43 pm PDT #824 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Fixed - thanks!
Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2012 5:59:02 pm PDT #825 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter, getting the essentials:
Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.
-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.