In Natter:
PC:
So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
billytea:
Let me guess. She clicked on ita's links.
Gunn: You ready? Fred: Is no an acceptable answer?
'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 5:24:27 am PDT #818 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Cashmere - Apr 17, 2012 6:18:25 am PDT #819 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ginger in Natter:
Dear Jess's officemate:
Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.
Beverly - Apr 17, 2012 6:04:54 pm PDT #820 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches,
bonny fides: I'm envisioning the chemo drugs themselves as micro-warriors, complete with 300 style abs, skirts and battle cries. In my mind, they are bellowing, "THIS. IS. GIN-GER!" and then kicking the shriveled cancer cells down the well...to their ignominious demise as they are flushed out every time you pee.
Steph L.: No, this is EXACTLY how they work. Including the skirts and abs.
I'm a pharmacy editor. You can trust me.
smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:42:12 pm PDT #821 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Catching up in Natter:
Sophia Brooks: How do you live "inauthentically"- isn't the fact that it is life make it authentic?
Gudanov: I surround myself with cardboard cutouts of my robot army and of the groveling masses. My house is actually pretty small, but I've built a gigantic paper-mache volcano completely around it so I can pretend it's a secret lair.
amych - Apr 26, 2012 9:50:17 am PDT #822 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Movies:
Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!
Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 11:53:20 am PDT #823 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The original IKEA furniture line was Steph's.
amych - Apr 26, 2012 12:53:43 pm PDT #824 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Fixed - thanks!
Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2012 5:59:02 pm PDT #825 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter, getting the essentials:
Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.
-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.
quester - Apr 29, 2012 5:59:17 am PDT #826 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:
Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!
Fred Pete - May 10, 2012 11:50:26 am PDT #827 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Hec in Literary:
What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?