This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Typo Boy - Feb 18, 2009 6:58:43 pm PST #1 of 1292
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken. Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Billytea in Goodbye (and who needs context)

Do you know, I only just now realised that Brian Boitano is a Cylon.


quester - Feb 18, 2009 6:59:42 pm PST #2 of 1292
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Am I second?


WindSparrow - Feb 18, 2009 7:15:57 pm PST #3 of 1292
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Daniel, in Bitches, waxing quotational on the topic of the previous COMM thread:

In other words, it's not pinin'! It's passed on! That COMM is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the board it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now 'istory! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THAT IS AN EX-COMM!!


Beverly - Feb 18, 2009 9:38:11 pm PST #4 of 1292
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

It's just pining for the fjords.

I'm so proud--my suggested thread title, all new and shiny!


Trudy Booth - Feb 19, 2009 11:44:49 am PST #5 of 1292
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This isn't actually funny, because its true. I shouldn't be laughing this hard, right? Since Shrift is not kidding?

shrift: My aunt and uncle, the ones who have dogs named after Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, are taking concealed weapons courses. According to my mother, they're expecting anarchy.


Glamcookie - Feb 19, 2009 12:14:11 pm PST #6 of 1292

Jesse discussing Grease in Natter:

I like the message because it proves that you have to smoke to get the guy!


Steph L. - Feb 21, 2009 6:09:30 pm PST #7 of 1292
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

In Minearverse, spoilery for nothing but snack food --

Matt: I can't reach into a Pringles can without messing up my cuticles.


Liese S. - Feb 22, 2009 5:10:18 pm PST #8 of 1292
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. In Natter:

ita: And what musical was "At Last" in?

Matt: The one in Beyonce's head where Etta James passed the torch to her on her deathbed.

ita: Beyonce will have to pry that torch out of Etta's cold dead hands.


Ailleann - Feb 24, 2009 9:40:16 am PST #9 of 1292
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

juliana in Natter, and I think I need to stitch this on a pillow:

I mean, my motto is almost always "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." In Vegas, my motto is "It Seemed Like A GREAT Idea At The Time, But Hold My Beer, Because I Want To Try Something."


Jessica - Feb 24, 2009 10:36:59 am PST #10 of 1292
Now with added Sheffield steel.

Aims in BBAB:

I have an image of ita wrapping different lines of code in teeny, tiny condoms.


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