Fixed - thanks!
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter, getting the essentials:
Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.
-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.
askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:
Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!
Hec in Literary:
What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?
Allyson in Natter:
Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.
Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:
I've only seen "Doublemeat Palace" once as well, but for very different reasons than "The Body."
Though upon reflection, "I just can't take seeing that again!" does apply to both.
Allyson: And so I've thought about nailing that rule to Polgara's door, like a scrabble lutheran.
Billytea: If you nail it to one of the corners, you get a triple word score.
Ginger's Single White Female plan --
Smonster : Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?
Ginger : My only use for a pair of stripper heels would be to use them to impale someone and blame the murder on someone else.
In Bitches,
Liese:Oh, yeah, he doesn't know the pain of a knitting bender. You wake up all covered in gun cozies and you don't even recognize the colorways.
amych offers more on the heartbreak of knitting benders:
Knitting benders totes exist, and it ain't pretty. Or rather, it's very pretty until you find yourself at 5 in the morning with a whole new project because you rolled right into it after finishing the old one because you just had to dig into that new yarn and DAMN. Your hands. Damn.