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Coffee On My Monitor Again

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amych - Apr 26, 2012 12:53:43 pm PDT #824 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fixed - thanks!


Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2012 5:59:02 pm PDT #825 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, getting the essentials:

Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.

-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.


quester - Apr 29, 2012 5:59:17 am PDT #826 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:

Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!


Fred Pete - May 10, 2012 11:50:26 am PDT #827 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hec in Literary:

What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?


Zenkitty - May 10, 2012 4:30:03 pm PDT #828 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Allyson in Natter:

Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.


DCJensen - May 11, 2012 4:56:43 am PDT #829 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:

I've only seen "Doublemeat Palace" once as well, but for very different reasons than "The Body."

Though upon reflection, "I just can't take seeing that again!" does apply to both.


Jessica - May 11, 2012 5:49:01 am PDT #830 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Allyson: And so I've thought about nailing that rule to Polgara's door, like a scrabble lutheran.

Billytea: If you nail it to one of the corners, you get a triple word score.


Vortex - May 12, 2012 1:11:31 pm PDT #831 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger's Single White Female plan --

Smonster : Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Ginger : My only use for a pair of stripper heels would be to use them to impale someone and blame the murder on someone else.


Beverly - May 14, 2012 11:15:55 pm PDT #832 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Bitches,

Liese:Oh, yeah, he doesn't know the pain of a knitting bender. You wake up all covered in gun cozies and you don't even recognize the colorways.


Ginger - May 15, 2012 5:48:56 am PDT #833 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

amych offers more on the heartbreak of knitting benders:

Knitting benders totes exist, and it ain't pretty. Or rather, it's very pretty until you find yourself at 5 in the morning with a whole new project because you rolled right into it after finishing the old one because you just had to dig into that new yarn and DAMN. Your hands. Damn.