'Conversations with Dead People'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches,
bonny fides: I'm envisioning the chemo drugs themselves as micro-warriors, complete with 300 style abs, skirts and battle cries. In my mind, they are bellowing, "THIS. IS. GIN-GER!" and then kicking the shriveled cancer cells down the well...to their ignominious demise as they are flushed out every time you pee.
Steph L.: No, this is EXACTLY how they work. Including the skirts and abs.
I'm a pharmacy editor. You can trust me.
Catching up in Natter:
Sophia Brooks: How do you live "inauthentically"- isn't the fact that it is life make it authentic?
Gudanov: I surround myself with cardboard cutouts of my robot army and of the groveling masses. My house is actually pretty small, but I've built a gigantic paper-mache volcano completely around it so I can pretend it's a secret lair.
In Movies:
Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!
The original IKEA furniture line was Steph's.
Fixed - thanks!
In Natter, getting the essentials:
Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.
-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.
askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:
Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!
Hec in Literary:
What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?
Allyson in Natter:
Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.
Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:
I've only seen "Doublemeat Palace" once as well, but for very different reasons than "The Body."
Though upon reflection, "I just can't take seeing that again!" does apply to both.