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amych - Apr 26, 2012 9:50:17 am PDT #822 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Movies:

Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.

tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.

Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.

Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"

Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."

Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!

Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 11:53:20 am PDT #823 of 1328

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The original IKEA furniture line was Steph's.

amych - Apr 26, 2012 12:53:43 pm PDT #824 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fixed - thanks!

Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2012 5:59:02 pm PDT #825 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, getting the essentials:

Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.

-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.

quester - Apr 29, 2012 5:59:17 am PDT #826 of 1328

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:

Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!

Fred Pete - May 10, 2012 11:50:26 am PDT #827 of 1328

Ann, that's a ferret.

Hec in Literary:

What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?

Zenkitty - May 10, 2012 4:30:03 pm PDT #828 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Allyson in Natter:

Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.

DCJensen - May 11, 2012 4:56:43 am PDT #829 of 1328

All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt the Bruins fan in Boxed Set:

I've only seen "Doublemeat Palace" once as well, but for very different reasons than "The Body."

Though upon reflection, "I just can't take seeing that again!" does apply to both.

Jessica - May 11, 2012 5:49:01 am PDT #830 of 1328

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Allyson: And so I've thought about nailing that rule to Polgara's door, like a scrabble lutheran.

Billytea: If you nail it to one of the corners, you get a triple word score.

Vortex - May 12, 2012 1:11:31 pm PDT #831 of 1328

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger's Single White Female plan --

Smonster : Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Ginger : My only use for a pair of stripper heels would be to use them to impale someone and blame the murder on someone else.

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