From Calli:
To be fair, I’d vote for one of my cats’ hairballs before I’d vote for Trump, with the sure and certain understanding that the hairball would do a better job.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Jul 22, 2024 7:03:32 am PDT #1327 of 1333
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laura - Sep 14, 2024 2:55:35 pm PDT #1328 of 1333
Our wings are not tired.
Pix in Natter:
Uvula-ma-na-ma-na (do dooo da do do) to you!
JenP - Dec 17, 2024 10:07:48 am PST #1329 of 1333
Jessica:
Age ranking at 111%-137% of bones my age
I've read the Locked Tomb series too recently to not read this as "I have 37% more bones than most people my age" which sounds creepy, but impressive!
Steph:
They might not all be *her* bones.
Cass:
They are now.
MattTBF:
Finders keepers!
Laura - Jul 11, 2025 12:30:19 pm PDT #1330 of 1333
Our wings are not tired.
Natter 78:
-t:
You figured out how to start the dryer, Tep, you've done enough. Hit the showers.
Steph L.:
Yessssssss!
Dana:
Good luck figuring out how to start the shower.
Steph L.:
Noooooooo!
Jessica - Aug 18, 2025 6:27:03 am PDT #1331 of 1333
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Vortex: Random question -- what is the difference between a novella and a novelette?
megan walker: It's only a novelette if it comes from the novel region of France, otherwise it's a sparkling short story.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2026 10:11:31 am PST #1332 of 1333
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
lisah: I have a stupid cold and suddenly have barely any sense of smell and it’s FREAKING ME OUT. Smell is one of my superpowers.
-t: Oh no! Kryptonite sucks
Tom Scola: Did you get tested for COVID?
Steph L. :Kryptonite doesn't cause Covid.
Tom Scola: Green kryptonite doesn’t cause Covid.
Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2026 7:45:17 am PST #1333 of 1333
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erkiaj: But I'm also fifty-two, and kind of fresh out of "little lady" energy--it's always been an awkward fit, on its best day. which probably peaked at the same time as, say Tears for Fears.