Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Kate P. - Feb 17, 2012 8:42:29 am PST #806 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erika in Bitches:

I think I have my outrage on sort of like a virus scan that's in the background...comes on every day, kind of slows up the works but I'm moderately able to do other things.


Zenkitty - Feb 21, 2012 7:03:15 pm PST #807 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Burrell in Natter, keeping it real:

I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, "when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.


smonster - Feb 29, 2012 8:54:49 am PST #808 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Burrell in Natter again, with the setup by ita !. So true, so true.

ita !: I'm either not making it out of this alive or sober or sane.

Burrell: If you're going to chuck one of those, I'd chuck sober. And now suddenly I'm trying FCM that one. Hmm? I guess I would M alive, C sober and F sanity.


WindSparrow - Mar 15, 2012 4:58:59 am PDT #809 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

Aims Joe loves Idina and it's cute how he thinks he can beat up Taye Diggs and take her. Dude. Taye Diggs would kick your ass from here to Broadway. Yain't gettin' 'er.

SuziQ I think Idina would then kick Joe's ass all the way back just for trying something. But Joe might like that part.


Burrell - Mar 18, 2012 10:56:56 am PDT #810 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

In Movies:

ita !: I've never watched Titanic--does making it 3D have much of a purpose other than adding another X onto the disaster porn rating? Make the necklace look more tangible?

Matt TBF: I'm waiting for it to be released in holodeck format so I can feel Leo's face as I'm pushing it below the icy water.


WindSparrow - Mar 18, 2012 11:22:13 am PDT #811 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

billytea:

Wallybee: "Ryan, are you stinky?"

Ryan: "No."

Billytea: "Ryan, do you have stinkypants?"

Ryan: "NO!"

Billytea: "Are you telling the truth?"

Ryan: "Nooo..."

Wallybee: "Ryan, let's go change your nappy."

Ryan: "Want Daddy cuddle!"

Billytea: "You want a Daddy cuddle? Ok, come he--"

Ryan: "I'M NOT UNDER OATH!!"


Toddson - Mar 21, 2012 12:30:33 pm PDT #812 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

msbelle. In Natter. Context be damned.

smonster, fight club is not a viable work alternative


WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2012 9:44:06 am PDT #813 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches. Connie Neil:

"Breaking news: Two people starved to death in a house because they were politely waiting for the other person to make some sort of noise before getting up to eat breakfast. Film at 11."


SailAweigh - Apr 07, 2012 3:33:06 pm PDT #814 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Tom Scola in Bitches: (no context necessary, methinks)

I hope that leaves you enough time to sort the M&Ms, Leise.


WindSparrow - Apr 08, 2012 6:34:45 pm PDT #815 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bureaucracy:

DavidS

We're all out of Natter.

-t

We're so lost without it.

Amy

Were we right, posting for so long?

Zenkitty

Making madness out of nothing at all.