Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cashmere - Apr 17, 2012 6:18:25 am PDT #819 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ginger in Natter:

Dear Jess's officemate:
Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.


Beverly - Apr 17, 2012 6:04:54 pm PDT #820 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Bitches,

bonny fides: I'm envisioning the chemo drugs themselves as micro-warriors, complete with 300 style abs, skirts and battle cries. In my mind, they are bellowing, "THIS. IS. GIN-GER!" and then kicking the shriveled cancer cells down the well...to their ignominious demise as they are flushed out every time you pee.

Steph L.: No, this is EXACTLY how they work. Including the skirts and abs.

I'm a pharmacy editor. You can trust me.


smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:42:12 pm PDT #821 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Catching up in Natter:

Sophia Brooks: How do you live "inauthentically"- isn't the fact that it is life make it authentic?

Gudanov: I surround myself with cardboard cutouts of my robot army and of the groveling masses. My house is actually pretty small, but I've built a gigantic paper-mache volcano completely around it so I can pretend it's a secret lair.


amych - Apr 26, 2012 9:50:17 am PDT #822 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Movies:

Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.

tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.

Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.

Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."

Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!


Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 11:53:20 am PDT #823 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The original IKEA furniture line was Steph's.


amych - Apr 26, 2012 12:53:43 pm PDT #824 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fixed - thanks!


Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2012 5:59:02 pm PDT #825 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, getting the essentials:

Liese S.: And then I stuck my micro USB cable in my bowl of Kashi, so I guess that was all the competence I get for today.

-t: ...You can't plug a micro USB into a cereal port. Get some more sleep.


quester - Apr 29, 2012 5:59:17 am PDT #826 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

askye in Bitches on vw's wedding:

Spoiler Alert - it's a happy ending!


Fred Pete - May 10, 2012 11:50:26 am PDT #827 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hec in Literary:

What's the point of having white privilege if it doesn't extend into the afterlife?


Zenkitty - May 10, 2012 4:30:03 pm PDT #828 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Allyson in Natter:

Some folks have religious beliefs that are on par with how my family has its own "rules" for scrabble that have nothing to do with the ones printed on the box.