Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

WindSparrow - Mar 23, 2009 9:20:52 am PDT #32 of 1308
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter:


Overheard at work:

"Oh come on. It's pretty easy to tell if something is shit or coffee."


Um... are those metaphors? ... I mean, I hope the person is not talking about some new business that serves both coffee and hot shit in a cup....


A crappuccino.

megan walker

I guess everything really does sound better in Italian.

Laga - Mar 23, 2009 9:46:16 am PDT #33 of 1308
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in music...

megan walker - What mainstream term would one use to categorize Violent Femmes? Alternative Rock?

tommyrot - College Rock? Post-Punk?

I don't think the term "Alternative" was in use during their heyday....

I think I've heard them labeled as Folk-Punk back in the day.

DavidS - Close enough. You could also go for American Indie.

Trudy Booth - I think they prefer "Native Alternitan"

Theodosia - Mar 24, 2009 5:05:47 am PDT #34 of 1308
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thanks for catching that in full, Laga!

Steph L. - Mar 26, 2009 4:14:56 pm PDT #35 of 1308
Without a plan, it turns out, a lot of decisions are really hard. Eliot might actually hate his shrink. Yes, Eliot is getting healthier or whatever, but at what cost? He used to be a mess of scar tissue and substance abuse, but he could get dressed in the morning without an existential crisis.

Dana: Someone reassure me that having a cavity doesn't mean I've failed as a person.

Sparky: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her head . . . pass it on.

Gud: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her bed . . . pass it on.

Liese: Psst...Dana has a mole in her bed...pass it on.

Glamcookie : Psst... Dana has mold and it's red...pass it on

Kathy A: Psst...Dana has a roll on her head...pass it on.

Trudy: Psst... Dana has a troll in the shed... pass it on

dcp: Psst...Lana's parents are still dead...pass it on.

Dana: I know a few people who are about to have holes in their heads.

beth b - Mar 27, 2009 8:48:41 pm PDT #36 of 1308
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No context TomW:

Applesauce is pretty cool.

I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.

That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!

Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 3:36:30 pm PDT #37 of 1308
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ita in Natter:

Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.

megan walker - Apr 01, 2009 11:28:44 am PDT #38 of 1308
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sad but true, in Heroes:

Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.

victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.

omnis_audis - Apr 01, 2009 12:26:39 pm PDT #39 of 1308
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:

Jilli VoiceOfReason

I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1308
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"

Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1308
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.

Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."