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In Natter:
Aims
Overheard at work:
"Oh come on. It's pretty easy to tell if something is shit or coffee."
tommyrot
Um... are those metaphors? ... I mean, I hope the person is not talking about some new business that serves both coffee and hot shit in a cup....
Gudanov
A crappuccino.
megan walker
I guess everything really does sound better in Italian.
in music...
megan walker - What mainstream term would one use to categorize Violent Femmes? Alternative Rock?
tommyrot - College Rock? Post-Punk?
I don't think the term "Alternative" was in use during their heyday....
I think I've heard them labeled as Folk-Punk back in the day.
DavidS - Close enough. You could also go for American Indie.
Trudy Booth - I think they prefer "Native Alternitan"
Thanks for catching that in full, Laga!
Dana: Someone reassure me that having a cavity doesn't mean I've failed as a person.
Sparky: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her head . . . pass it on.
Gud: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her bed . . . pass it on.
Liese: Psst...Dana has a mole in her bed...pass it on.
Glamcookie : Psst... Dana has mold and it's red...pass it on
Kathy A: Psst...Dana has a roll on her head...pass it on.
Trudy: Psst... Dana has a troll in the shed... pass it on
dcp: Psst...Lana's parents are still dead...pass it on.
Dana: I know a few people who are about to have holes in their heads.
No context TomW:
Applesauce is pretty cool.
I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.
That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!
ita in Natter:
Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.
Sad but true, in Heroes:
Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.
victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.
In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:
Jilli VoiceOfReason
I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.
tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!
If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"
Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.
Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."