Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?
Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #43 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?
erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:53 am PDT #44 of 1329
Always Anti-fascist!
MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.
It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray
Laga - Apr 13, 2009 2:54:05 pm PDT #45 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
(in Natter)
Gudanov - I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.
Laga - Apr 13, 2009 7:37:58 pm PDT #46 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
(in Natter)
tommyrot - Next time I move, I want the movers to sneak in while I'm asleep, drug me, pack my stuff, move me and my stuff, unpack everything and then leave before I wake up.
Oh, and before all that, they can find the apartment or condo or whatever.
Theodosia - Apr 14, 2009 1:12:29 am PDT #47 of 1329
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Laga beat me to it. I'll just second that that's the best way to move EVER.
Toddson - Apr 14, 2009 7:00:11 am PDT #48 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laga sets it up and Fay delivers the punch line:
Does sex really cause acne?
contemplates flawless complexion.
Possibly.
Kate P. - Apr 16, 2009 6:14:57 am PDT #49 of 1329
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
megan walker in Lightbulbs:
I think the lesson here is that I should not be joking in Bureaucracy. I guess it’s sort of the security checkpoint of our Buffista airport.
billytea - Apr 22, 2009 3:30:06 pm PDT #50 of 1329
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
msbelle: how do you date with 3 kids?!?!?
Trudy: Make the funny one your wingman?
Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2009 5:34:52 am PDT #51 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.
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Vortex: ...had to make a store run tonight. I was amused that the guy in front of me buying two items - tampons and sanitary napkins. We made eye contact and I smiled. he just shrugged and said "hey, gotta do what you gotta do"
erikaj: I've never really understood why that should be mortifying.Anyone who's old enough to know what they are knows they're not yours, guys.