tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!
If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.
Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."
Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?
Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.
DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #43 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?
erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:53 am PDT #44 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.
It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray
Laga - Apr 13, 2009 2:54:05 pm PDT #45 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
(in Natter)
Gudanov - I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.
Laga - Apr 13, 2009 7:37:58 pm PDT #46 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
(in Natter)
tommyrot - Next time I move, I want the movers to sneak in while I'm asleep, drug me, pack my stuff, move me and my stuff, unpack everything and then leave before I wake up.
Oh, and before all that, they can find the apartment or condo or whatever.
Theodosia - Apr 14, 2009 1:12:29 am PDT #47 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Laga beat me to it. I'll just second that that's the best way to move EVER.
Toddson - Apr 14, 2009 7:00:11 am PDT #48 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laga sets it up and Fay delivers the punch line:
Does sex really cause acne?
contemplates flawless complexion.
Possibly.
Kate P. - Apr 16, 2009 6:14:57 am PDT #49 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
megan walker in Lightbulbs:
I think the lesson here is that I should not be joking in Bureaucracy. I guess it’s sort of the security checkpoint of our Buffista airport.