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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Steph L. - Mar 26, 2009 4:14:56 pm PDT #35 of 1324

Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

Dana: Someone reassure me that having a cavity doesn't mean I've failed as a person.

Sparky: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her head . . . pass it on.

Gud: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her bed . . . pass it on.

Liese: Psst...Dana has a mole in her bed...pass it on.

Glamcookie : Psst... Dana has mold and it's red...pass it on

Kathy A: Psst...Dana has a roll on her head...pass it on.

Trudy: Psst... Dana has a troll in the shed... pass it on

dcp: Psst...Lana's parents are still dead...pass it on.

Dana: I know a few people who are about to have holes in their heads.

beth b - Mar 27, 2009 8:48:41 pm PDT #36 of 1324

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No context TomW:

Applesauce is pretty cool.

I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.

That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!

Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 3:36:30 pm PDT #37 of 1324

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ita in Natter:

Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.

megan walker - Apr 01, 2009 11:28:44 am PDT #38 of 1324

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sad but true, in Heroes:

Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.

victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.

omnis_audis - Apr 01, 2009 12:26:39 pm PDT #39 of 1324

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:

Jilli VoiceOfReason

I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1324

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"

Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1324

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.

Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."

Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1324

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?

Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.

DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #43 of 1324

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?

erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:53 am PDT #44 of 1324

If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.

It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray

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