Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


beth b - Mar 27, 2009 8:48:41 pm PDT #36 of 1308
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No context TomW:

Applesauce is pretty cool.

I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.

That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!


Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 3:36:30 pm PDT #37 of 1308
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ita in Natter:

Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.


megan walker - Apr 01, 2009 11:28:44 am PDT #38 of 1308
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sad but true, in Heroes:

Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.

victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.


omnis_audis - Apr 01, 2009 12:26:39 pm PDT #39 of 1308
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:

Jilli VoiceOfReason

I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1308
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"


Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1308
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.

Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."


Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1308
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?

Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #43 of 1308
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?


erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:53 am PDT #44 of 1308
This machine kills fascists

MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.

It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray


Laga - Apr 13, 2009 2:54:05 pm PDT #45 of 1308
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

(in Natter)

Gudanov - I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.