No context TomW:
Applesauce is pretty cool.
I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.
That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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beth b - Mar 27, 2009 8:48:41 pm PDT #36 of 1329
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 3:36:30 pm PDT #37 of 1329
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
ita in Natter:
Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.
megan walker - Apr 01, 2009 11:28:44 am PDT #38 of 1329
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Sad but true, in Heroes:
Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.
victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.
omnis_audis - Apr 01, 2009 12:26:39 pm PDT #39 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:
Jilli VoiceOfReason
I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1329
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!
If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"
Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.
Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."
Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?
Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.
DavidS - Apr 06, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #43 of 1329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?
erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 11:52:53 am PDT #44 of 1329
Always Anti-fascist!
MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.
It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray
Laga - Apr 13, 2009 2:54:05 pm PDT #45 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
(in Natter)
Gudanov - I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.