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Laga - Mar 23, 2009 9:46:16 am PDT #33 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in music...

megan walker - What mainstream term would one use to categorize Violent Femmes? Alternative Rock?

tommyrot - College Rock? Post-Punk?

I don't think the term "Alternative" was in use during their heyday....

I think I've heard them labeled as Folk-Punk back in the day.

DavidS - Close enough. You could also go for American Indie.

Trudy Booth - I think they prefer "Native Alternitan"

Theodosia - Mar 24, 2009 5:05:47 am PDT #34 of 1329
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thanks for catching that in full, Laga!

Steph L. - Mar 26, 2009 4:14:56 pm PDT #35 of 1329
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Dana: Someone reassure me that having a cavity doesn't mean I've failed as a person.

Sparky: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her head . . . pass it on.

Gud: Psst . . . Dana has a hole in her bed . . . pass it on.

Liese: Psst...Dana has a mole in her bed...pass it on.

Glamcookie : Psst... Dana has mold and it's red...pass it on

Kathy A: Psst...Dana has a roll on her head...pass it on.

Trudy: Psst... Dana has a troll in the shed... pass it on

dcp: Psst...Lana's parents are still dead...pass it on.

Dana: I know a few people who are about to have holes in their heads.

beth b - Mar 27, 2009 8:48:41 pm PDT #36 of 1329
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

No context TomW:

Applesauce is pretty cool.

I mean, it's all fruity and mushy and tangy. Goes great with pork, or you can just stir it into yogurt for a quick and easy dessert.

That's what they should make a show about: applesauce. Fox, call me!

Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 3:36:30 pm PDT #37 of 1329
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ita in Natter:

Though, honestly? Sometimes I feel what's been culturally appropriated from me most is my outrage.

megan walker - Apr 01, 2009 11:28:44 am PDT #38 of 1329
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sad but true, in Heroes:

Juliebird: I am stoned on cold medicine.

victor infante: And yet, making as much sense as "Heroes" volumes two and three.

omnis_audis - Apr 01, 2009 12:26:39 pm PDT #39 of 1329
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:

Jilli VoiceOfReason

I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2009 8:04:44 am PDT #40 of 1329
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"

Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2009 4:48:04 am PDT #41 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.

Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."

Toddson - Apr 06, 2009 7:40:03 am PDT #42 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?

Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.

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