Glory ,'Potential'
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In Bitches, where fashion wins against exercise/green traveling:
Jilli VoiceOfReason
I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.
tommyrot, in Bitches. Context? We don' need no stinkin' context!
If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"
Burrell: Okay, I had no idea Marsters looked that much like Aldrin.
Daniel C. Jensen: "Actually, Aldrin stole his look from... never mind."
Amy ... and the thread's irrelevant, isn't it?
Fandom took my shame and gently petted it for a minute, and then set it on fire and let the cat throw up on it.
In Natter:
Dana: Oh, my god, why is there a commercial that combines Sir Mix-a-lot, Spongebob Squarepants, and the Burger King? Is this what dropping acid feels like?
MiracleMan, in Bitches, on thwarting kids' evil schemes. Those get spun into Valuable Life Lessons.
It's like "Tuesdays with Morrie" with Death Ray
(in Natter)
Gudanov - I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.
(in Natter)
tommyrot - Next time I move, I want the movers to sneak in while I'm asleep, drug me, pack my stuff, move me and my stuff, unpack everything and then leave before I wake up.
Oh, and before all that, they can find the apartment or condo or whatever.
Laga beat me to it. I'll just second that that's the best way to move EVER.
Laga sets it up and Fay delivers the punch line:
Does sex really cause acne?
contemplates flawless complexion.
Possibly.