Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - Jan 02, 2003 2:12:45 pm PST #870 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I only hope I meet a man that old and decrepit one day.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 02, 2003 2:14:03 pm PST #871 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That's pretty much what I did. And I tend to counter the 'they're straight' arguments with 'oh yeah? Giles and Ethan? Look again. Spike and Xander? Look again." I turned one person on to the HoYay that way.

Which sounds appropriately porny on re-reading.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:43:10 pm PST #872 of 10001
brillig

I think you get a toaster for that, Am-Chau.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 2:45:56 pm PST #873 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2003 2:58:02 pm PST #874 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!

Well, they SHOULD!!!

I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 3:00:13 pm PST #875 of 10001
brillig

I'm with Teppy on this.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:02:46 pm PST #876 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:03:42 pm PST #877 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

....a naughty birthday cake?

t mind boggling


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:09:35 pm PST #878 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.

Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:23:04 pm PST #879 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

They look like genitalia,

Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.

or shit.

t speechless with horror

.....glurble.

Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.

t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake