I only hope I meet a man that old and decrepit one day.
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
That's pretty much what I did. And I tend to counter the 'they're straight' arguments with 'oh yeah? Giles and Ethan? Look again. Spike and Xander? Look again." I turned one person on to the HoYay that way.
Which sounds appropriately porny on re-reading.
I think you get a toaster for that, Am-Chau.
I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Well, they SHOULD!!!
I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.
I'm with Teppy on this.
Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.
....a naughty birthday cake?
t mind boggling
You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.
Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.
They look like genitalia,
Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.
or shit.
t speechless with horror
.....glurble.
Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.
t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake