They look like genitalia,

Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.

or shit.

t speechless with horror

.....glurble.

Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.

t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake

or shit.

Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!

Oh dear.

Thank God.

I was in danger of never eating chocolate fudgecake again.

Yes, I knew what she meant, though. It's funny, Lizard, because the first time I read that that you didn't get the ASH-oost, I did think "Yep, that's gay, all right. Very definitely." But then, I'm with Teppy here. Sometimes I think we share a brain, Teppy.

I want Teppy's brain! Back off! She's my backwards Buffista ID twin.

And I don't care if Lizard doesn't get the ASH-oost, more for me.

Now picturing an art film, kind of like "Being John Malcovich" without Mr. M where we are trying to share Tep's brain.And of course, it's hers so she'll still want it..and wackiness ensues.

I think I have to ask my husband's permission before I do the wacky with anybody else.

Hey, I don't think I meant that kind of wacky, but hey, we're Bitches, who knows?

It's best to get such things clear.

I finally understand why this thread is called 'Bitchy'. The Bitches use it as a home-away-from-home.