Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
....a naughty birthday cake?
t mind boggling
You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.
Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.
They look like genitalia,
Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.
or shit.
t speechless with horror
.....glurble.
Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.
t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake
or shit.
Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!
Oh dear.
Thank God.
I was in danger of never eating chocolate fudgecake again.
Yes, I knew what she meant, though. It's funny, Lizard, because the first time I read that that you didn't get the ASH-oost, I did think "Yep, that's gay, all right. Very definitely." But then, I'm with Teppy here. Sometimes I think we share a brain, Teppy.
I want Teppy's brain! Back off! She's my backwards Buffista ID twin.
And I don't care if Lizard doesn't get the ASH-oost, more for me.
Now picturing an art film, kind of like "Being John Malcovich" without Mr. M where we are trying to share Tep's brain.And of course, it's hers so she'll still want it..and wackiness ensues.
I think I have to ask my husband's permission before I do the wacky with anybody else.