Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Well, they SHOULD!!!
I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.
I'm with Teppy on this.
Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.
....a naughty birthday cake?
t mind boggling
You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.
Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.
They look like genitalia,
Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.
or shit.
t speechless with horror
.....glurble.
Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.
t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake
or shit.
Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!
Oh dear.
Thank God.
I was in danger of never eating chocolate fudgecake again.
Yes, I knew what she meant, though. It's funny, Lizard, because the first time I read that that you didn't get the ASH-oost, I did think "Yep, that's gay, all right. Very definitely." But then, I'm with Teppy here. Sometimes I think we share a brain, Teppy.