Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 3:00:13 pm PST #875 of 10001
brillig

I'm with Teppy on this.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:02:46 pm PST #876 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:03:42 pm PST #877 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

....a naughty birthday cake?

t mind boggling


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:09:35 pm PST #878 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.

Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:23:04 pm PST #879 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

They look like genitalia,

Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.

or shit.

t speechless with horror

.....glurble.

Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.

t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:29:04 pm PST #880 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

or shit.

Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!

Oh dear.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:29:59 pm PST #881 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thank God.

I was in danger of never eating chocolate fudgecake again.


erikaj - Jan 02, 2003 3:49:43 pm PST #882 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yes, I knew what she meant, though. It's funny, Lizard, because the first time I read that that you didn't get the ASH-oost, I did think "Yep, that's gay, all right. Very definitely." But then, I'm with Teppy here. Sometimes I think we share a brain, Teppy.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 4:04:56 pm PST #883 of 10001
brillig

I want Teppy's brain! Back off! She's my backwards Buffista ID twin.

And I don't care if Lizard doesn't get the ASH-oost, more for me.


erikaj - Jan 02, 2003 4:15:49 pm PST #884 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Now picturing an art film, kind of like "Being John Malcovich" without Mr. M where we are trying to share Tep's brain.And of course, it's hers so she'll still want it..and wackiness ensues.