I think you get a toaster for that, Am-Chau.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:43:10 pm PST #872 of 10001
brillig
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 2:45:56 pm PST #873 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Steph L. - Jan 02, 2003 2:58:02 pm PST #874 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!
Well, they SHOULD!!!
I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.
Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 3:00:13 pm PST #875 of 10001
brillig
I'm with Teppy on this.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:02:46 pm PST #876 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.
Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:03:42 pm PST #877 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
....a naughty birthday cake?
t mind boggling
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:09:35 pm PST #878 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.
Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.
Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:23:04 pm PST #879 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
They look like genitalia,
Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.
or shit.
t speechless with horror
.....glurble.
Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.
t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:29:04 pm PST #880 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
or shit.
Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!
Oh dear.
Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:29:59 pm PST #881 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Thank God.
I was in danger of never eating chocolate fudgecake again.