Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 02, 2003 2:14:03 pm PST #871 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That's pretty much what I did. And I tend to counter the 'they're straight' arguments with 'oh yeah? Giles and Ethan? Look again. Spike and Xander? Look again." I turned one person on to the HoYay that way.

Which sounds appropriately porny on re-reading.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:43:10 pm PST #872 of 10001
brillig

I think you get a toaster for that, Am-Chau.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 2:45:56 pm PST #873 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2003 2:58:02 pm PST #874 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!

Well, they SHOULD!!!

I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 3:00:13 pm PST #875 of 10001
brillig

I'm with Teppy on this.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:02:46 pm PST #876 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Well nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you. He's no more sexual to me than a coatrack, or a birthday cake. Not a naughty birthday cake, just one made with the mix from the store.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:03:42 pm PST #877 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

....a naughty birthday cake?

t mind boggling


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:09:35 pm PST #878 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

You know. They look like genitalia, or shit.

Not that I've actually ever seen one. But they are the stuff of myth.


Fay - Jan 02, 2003 3:23:04 pm PST #879 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

They look like genitalia,

Ah. Cakes for those whose senses of humour have been surgically removed. Huh. Well, okay, I guess they deserve cake to comfort them.

or shit.

t speechless with horror

.....glurble.

Still, not fancying ASH - I think that's fair enough. I think he's big with the sexy, but I wouldn't say furniture had to fancy him. Uh.

t /frantically trying to forget about The Disturbing Cake


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 3:29:04 pm PST #880 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

or shit.

Oh! Oh! Not literally, shit! That was an ", etc" sort of "or shit"!

Oh dear.