Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cass - May 06, 2026 5:56:33 pm PDT #8295 of 8300
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

This was the first thread I ever found (2001)

Same. Except I found the BRQG and then came here.


Steph L. - May 06, 2026 6:33:33 pm PDT #8296 of 8300
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thought: Many of my Spike itches are nicely scratched by Ilya Rozanov. I feel this shows growth on my part.

Every time I see Connor Storrie on the red carpet, all I see is Brian Slade from Velvet Goldmine. Why is that??? (And I get no Brian Slade from Ilya Rozanov, because, you know, ACTING.)

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?

Ahahaha!

Related to Heated Rivalry (yes I know there's a thread where I could post about it, but here I am anyway): I'm 100% a Bisexual Hayden Pike truther. That man is not straight, and if the show doesn't go there, I want the books to, dang it.


meara - May 06, 2026 7:10:28 pm PDT #8297 of 8300

There IS a fair bit of fanfic about that, Steph....


Steph L. - May 06, 2026 7:51:43 pm PDT #8298 of 8300
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, I've for sure read some.


erikaj - May 07, 2026 10:42:17 am PDT #8299 of 8300
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Glad to see this thread get some...attention.


Trudy Booth - May 07, 2026 11:42:40 am PDT #8300 of 8300
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?
Spike is literally evil, Ilya just... prides himself on being an ass hole. Its growth I tells ya!


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