This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'

Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Laura - May 06, 2017 6:48:27 am PDT #1 of 7718
I didn't know how to respond to the bat-shit crazy. And then I realized I didn't have to. -Victor Infante

Am I quick or what!

Pix - May 06, 2017 7:06:34 am PDT #2 of 7718
"Our lives are like little bebe crows carried upon a curious wind and all we can wish is for that wind place us on solid ground." -Moira Rose

Fancy! Second!

Katerina Bee - May 06, 2017 7:16:22 am PDT #3 of 7718
Herding cats for fun

Numbah three! So exciting to be n the top ten.

sj - May 06, 2017 7:20:35 am PDT #4 of 7718
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Shiny new thread!

Trudy Booth - May 06, 2017 7:22:53 am PDT #5 of 7718
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

New Thread Smell

P.M. Marc - May 06, 2017 7:36:22 am PDT #6 of 7718
"Man, i'm covered in pony blood."

First ten??

WindSparrow - May 06, 2017 8:43:27 am PDT #7 of 7718
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Frolic, frolic, frolicking in single digits!

Aims - May 06, 2017 9:13:30 am PDT #8 of 7718
Shit's all sorts of different now.

woot top ten

SuziQ - May 06, 2017 9:30:38 am PDT #9 of 7718
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame


Edited:Yes! My first doctor.

SuziQ - May 06, 2017 9:35:39 am PDT #10 of 7718
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

And I'll snag 10 to say I bought flippers (aka flowers, thanks autocorrect) today. In Colorado the general rule is to not plant or turn on sprinklers until mother's day. I bought hanging flower pots, so if we get a cold snap, I can just bring them inside...

I desperately want a huge pot to put out back and plant annuals in it along with a trellis and something climby. But the petty ones are SO EXPENSIVE. They had a gorgeous one with palm trees that is now my one true pot. That I will never own.

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