She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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sj - May 21, 2026 1:25:14 pm PDT #8304 of 8308
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think I have found a couple of pieces of clothing on ThredUp that if combined in the right way with a wig will look Marie Antoinette enough for a 4th grade presentation. If they come in in time and fit. I think I’ll hit the thrift stores tomorrow to look around just in case.


erikaj - May 21, 2026 1:43:38 pm PDT #8305 of 8308
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I was wondering how that was going. At her age, I did one as Susan B. Anthony--I think I just wore my Sunday- school dress and Mom put a lot of work on the bun for my hair.


erikaj - May 21, 2026 1:49:13 pm PDT #8306 of 8308
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Don't remember much about it(I mean, I think it went well, but also I think that's why I laughed later when Monty Burns gets stuck with Lisa Simpson and he's like "Are you ever off?" I think I've always been a bit like that.) But I have a sense memory of that million bobby pins.


erikaj - May 21, 2026 1:54:20 pm PDT #8307 of 8308
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

and, aw, it's been twenty years since my last big f2f, although I've had lunches and dinners with such Buffistas as have layovers here(Without the porn) and the like. No big parties, though.


sj - May 21, 2026 2:07:15 pm PDT #8308 of 8308
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

erika, she was going to be Susan B Anthony but changed her mind at the last minute. Also she’s super theatrical so she didn’t like to do anything easy or small.


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