Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - May 06, 2026 7:10:28 pm PDT #8297 of 8336

There IS a fair bit of fanfic about that, Steph....


Steph L. - May 06, 2026 7:51:43 pm PDT #8298 of 8336
That which does not kill you should RUN

Oh, I've for sure read some.


erikaj - May 07, 2026 10:42:17 am PDT #8299 of 8336
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Glad to see this thread get some...attention.


Trudy Booth - May 07, 2026 11:42:40 am PDT #8300 of 8336
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hahaha growth, or just a new phase of the same bad boy becomes a simp cycle?
Spike is literally evil, Ilya just... prides himself on being an ass hole. Its growth I tells ya!


sj - May 18, 2026 7:35:41 pm PDT #8301 of 8336
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Since there used to be a good amount of fashion in this thread, and I don’t want to interrupt the heaviness in Natter right now, does anyone have a suggestion for a Marie Antoinette costume for ltc? She needs it for her schools wax museum presentation since that is who she picked. She in a woman’s Small/Medium.


DavidS - May 18, 2026 8:16:04 pm PDT #8302 of 8336
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This one is on sale: [link]

This one is cheaper and fancier: [link]


sj - May 18, 2026 8:30:34 pm PDT #8303 of 8336
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, David. Kid sizes aren’t going to fit her. She needs a Misses or Juniors Medium. She’s taller than me now, which I know isn’t much of a feat but she’s only 10!


sj - May 21, 2026 1:25:14 pm PDT #8304 of 8336
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think I have found a couple of pieces of clothing on ThredUp that if combined in the right way with a wig will look Marie Antoinette enough for a 4th grade presentation. If they come in in time and fit. I think I’ll hit the thrift stores tomorrow to look around just in case.


erikaj - May 21, 2026 1:43:38 pm PDT #8305 of 8336
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I was wondering how that was going. At her age, I did one as Susan B. Anthony--I think I just wore my Sunday- school dress and Mom put a lot of work on the bun for my hair.


erikaj - May 21, 2026 1:49:13 pm PDT #8306 of 8336
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Don't remember much about it(I mean, I think it went well, but also I think that's why I laughed later when Monty Burns gets stuck with Lisa Simpson and he's like "Are you ever off?" I think I've always been a bit like that.) But I have a sense memory of that million bobby pins.