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Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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sj - May 18, 2026 8:30:34 pm PDT #8303 of 8303
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, David. Kid sizes aren’t going to fit her. She needs a Misses or Juniors Medium. She’s taller than me now, which I know isn’t much of a feat but she’s only 10!


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