billytea in Natter:
Even before you pull out your razor, a cat in the shower is having a very bad day.
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Jesse - May 26, 2012 3:57:36 am PDT #840 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tom Scola - May 29, 2012 4:30:11 am PDT #841 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Procedurals, Ginger’s version of Elisabeth Röhm’s character being fired from Law & Order:
BRANCH
You're a decent attorney, but in this office, we need attorneys who have more than one facial expression.
SERENA
I was born without facial expressions. I shouldn't be punished for it.
(pause)
Does Jack feel as strongly about this as you do?
BRANCH
No. But it's my office and my decision. He might have fought for more for you if he had slept with you, but you're a lesbian.
Pix - May 30, 2012 7:43:36 pm PDT #842 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Zenkitty in Natter: I am immensely frustrated by faux pockets. They're almost worse than just not having any hint of pockets at all. It's a tease. "There could have been a pocket here! Fuck you! Try to put your hands in these pockets! Whoops, you can't! Fuck you, lady! You don't get pockets!"
SailAweigh - May 31, 2012 3:16:37 am PDT #843 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Movies:
Zenkitty
Somebody give me a silly earworm, quick.
le_nubian:
It's a small world after all.
that's the nuclear option though.
Ginger - Jun 01, 2012 11:02:22 am PDT #844 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sue, in Bitches, on not having a holiday for the Queen's Jubilee:
For two days off, I'd put up fucking BUNTING!
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2012 5:47:11 am PDT #845 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger, discussing name pronunciation in Natter:
I answer to anyone looking at a piece of paper and making K sounds.
Meredith Chace - Jun 07, 2012 8:14:28 am PDT #846 of 1328
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
In Bitches:
sj
Apparently I need to live by the ocean. My allergies were great all weekend, but now the tree sex is trying to kill me again.
Zenkitty - Jun 09, 2012 11:46:29 am PDT #847 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Connie Neil in Natter:
I tend to think of other people as performance art that occasionally interferes with my reading.
amych - Jun 14, 2012 3:21:57 pm PDT #848 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Natter
Ginger: Atlantans do four-way stops badly. They do our few roundabouts badly. The also believe that when a stoplight is out or flashing red, the law of the jungle applies.
billytea: It does apply! And the law of the jungle is that if there's a red flashing light, you can be sure that its owner either wants to devour you or have sex with you. Approach intersection with care!
Zenkitty - Jun 14, 2012 9:27:04 pm PDT #849 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea making me laugh in Natter:
The baby American Jesus can drink whisky from the cat bowl for all I care.