In Bitches:
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Apparently I need to live by the ocean. My allergies were great all weekend, but now the tree sex is trying to kill me again.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Meredith Chace - Jun 07, 2012 8:14:28 am PDT #846 of 1328
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
Zenkitty - Jun 09, 2012 11:46:29 am PDT #847 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Connie Neil in Natter:
I tend to think of other people as performance art that occasionally interferes with my reading.
amych - Jun 14, 2012 3:21:57 pm PDT #848 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Natter
Ginger: Atlantans do four-way stops badly. They do our few roundabouts badly. The also believe that when a stoplight is out or flashing red, the law of the jungle applies.
billytea: It does apply! And the law of the jungle is that if there's a red flashing light, you can be sure that its owner either wants to devour you or have sex with you. Approach intersection with care!
Zenkitty - Jun 14, 2012 9:27:04 pm PDT #849 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea making me laugh in Natter:
The baby American Jesus can drink whisky from the cat bowl for all I care.
Jesse - Jun 16, 2012 10:48:59 am PDT #850 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Vortex: I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
scrappy: Yes, he's the Dalai Papa and he's got a brand new bag of nonviolence.
Burrell - Jun 16, 2012 7:12:58 pm PDT #851 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ginger in Natter: A day without carbs is like a day without sunshine. Actually, worse. I'm not all that into sunshine.
DCJensen - Jun 21, 2012 7:26:34 pm PDT #852 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tommyrot in tech:
Cats seem to know all sorts of keyboard shortcuts that do weird things....
Cass - Jun 23, 2012 12:26:40 am PDT #853 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering
bon bon - Saw our patron saint Minear tonight at a short film screening. He killed.
Kristen - How many?
Kate P. - Jun 23, 2012 4:05:57 am PDT #854 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Movies:
ita ! So far I've seen that Brave is Highlander, How To Train Your Dragon, and Mulan.
With a girl, a girl and a bear, and white people, respectively.
People are really sure about this.
Tom Scola I’be heard that it’s Koyaanisqatsi with a plot. Or that it's My Dinner With Andre in the woods.
Aims - Jun 26, 2012 2:09:21 pm PDT #855 of 1328
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Natter:
msbelle: I know I wrote a school paper in elementary school about how John Denver and Olivia Newton-John would be my preferred parents. billytea: Listening, especially easy listening, is such an important part of being a parent.