Sue, in Bitches, on not having a holiday for the Queen's Jubilee:
For two days off, I'd put up fucking BUNTING!
I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!
"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Ginger - Jun 01, 2012 11:02:22 am PDT #844 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2012 5:47:11 am PDT #845 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger, discussing name pronunciation in Natter:
I answer to anyone looking at a piece of paper and making K sounds.
Meredith Chace - Jun 07, 2012 8:14:28 am PDT #846 of 1328
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
In Bitches:
sj
Apparently I need to live by the ocean. My allergies were great all weekend, but now the tree sex is trying to kill me again.
Zenkitty - Jun 09, 2012 11:46:29 am PDT #847 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Connie Neil in Natter:
I tend to think of other people as performance art that occasionally interferes with my reading.
amych - Jun 14, 2012 3:21:57 pm PDT #848 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
in Natter
Ginger: Atlantans do four-way stops badly. They do our few roundabouts badly. The also believe that when a stoplight is out or flashing red, the law of the jungle applies.
billytea: It does apply! And the law of the jungle is that if there's a red flashing light, you can be sure that its owner either wants to devour you or have sex with you. Approach intersection with care!
Zenkitty - Jun 14, 2012 9:27:04 pm PDT #849 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea making me laugh in Natter:
The baby American Jesus can drink whisky from the cat bowl for all I care.
Jesse - Jun 16, 2012 10:48:59 am PDT #850 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Vortex: I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
scrappy: Yes, he's the Dalai Papa and he's got a brand new bag of nonviolence.
Burrell - Jun 16, 2012 7:12:58 pm PDT #851 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ginger in Natter: A day without carbs is like a day without sunshine. Actually, worse. I'm not all that into sunshine.
DCJensen - Jun 21, 2012 7:26:34 pm PDT #852 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tommyrot in tech:
Cats seem to know all sorts of keyboard shortcuts that do weird things....
Cass - Jun 23, 2012 12:26:40 am PDT #853 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering
bon bon - Saw our patron saint Minear tonight at a short film screening. He killed.
Kristen - How many?