Spike ,'Get It Done'
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In Procedurals, Ginger’s version of Elisabeth Röhm’s character being fired from Law & Order:
BRANCH
You're a decent attorney, but in this office, we need attorneys who have more than one facial expression.
SERENA
I was born without facial expressions. I shouldn't be punished for it.
(pause)
Does Jack feel as strongly about this as you do?
BRANCH
No. But it's my office and my decision. He might have fought for more for you if he had slept with you, but you're a lesbian.
Zenkitty in Natter: I am immensely frustrated by faux pockets. They're almost worse than just not having any hint of pockets at all. It's a tease. "There could have been a pocket here! Fuck you! Try to put your hands in these pockets! Whoops, you can't! Fuck you, lady! You don't get pockets!"
In Movies:
Zenkitty
Somebody give me a silly earworm, quick.
le_nubian:
It's a small world after all.
that's the nuclear option though.
Sue, in Bitches, on not having a holiday for the Queen's Jubilee:
For two days off, I'd put up fucking BUNTING!
Ginger, discussing name pronunciation in Natter:
I answer to anyone looking at a piece of paper and making K sounds.
In Bitches:
sj
Apparently I need to live by the ocean. My allergies were great all weekend, but now the tree sex is trying to kill me again.
Connie Neil in Natter:
I tend to think of other people as performance art that occasionally interferes with my reading.
in Natter
Ginger: Atlantans do four-way stops badly. They do our few roundabouts badly. The also believe that when a stoplight is out or flashing red, the law of the jungle applies.
billytea: It does apply! And the law of the jungle is that if there's a red flashing light, you can be sure that its owner either wants to devour you or have sex with you. Approach intersection with care!
billytea making me laugh in Natter:
The baby American Jesus can drink whisky from the cat bowl for all I care.
In Natter:
Vortex: I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
scrappy: Yes, he's the Dalai Papa and he's got a brand new bag of nonviolence.