Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
in Natter
Ginger: Atlantans do four-way stops badly. They do our few roundabouts badly. The also believe that when a stoplight is out or flashing red, the law of the jungle applies.
billytea: It does apply! And the law of the jungle is that if there's a red flashing light, you can be sure that its owner either wants to devour you or have sex with you. Approach intersection with care!
billytea making me laugh in Natter:
The baby American Jesus can drink whisky from the cat bowl for all I care.
In Natter:
Vortex: I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
scrappy: Yes, he's the Dalai Papa and he's got a brand new bag of nonviolence.
Ginger in Natter: A day without carbs is like a day without sunshine. Actually, worse. I'm not all that into sunshine.
Tommyrot in tech:
Cats seem to know all sorts of keyboard shortcuts that do weird things....
Nattering
bon bon - Saw our patron saint Minear tonight at a short film screening. He killed.
Kristen - How many?
In Movies:
ita ! So far I've seen that Brave is Highlander, How To Train Your Dragon, and Mulan.
With a girl, a girl and a bear, and white people, respectively.
People are really sure about this.
Tom Scola I’be heard that it’s Koyaanisqatsi with a plot. Or that it's My Dinner With Andre in the woods.
In Natter:
msbelle: I know I wrote a school paper in elementary school about how John Denver and Olivia Newton-John would be my preferred parents. billytea: Listening, especially easy listening, is such an important part of being a parent.
In Natter:
Consuela: Roberts is the Severus Snape of the Supreme Court.
Jessica: He voted for healthcare because he's always been secretly in love with Obama's mom?
DYING HERE.
In Bitches (I'm only here for the setup):
Steph L.: Aims, what's Greek quinoa? What do you put in it?
billytea: Crippling public debt!