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Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 23, 2026 8:26:05 am PDT #1337 of 1337

You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

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