In Bitches. Connie Neil:
"Breaking news: Two people starved to death in a house because they were politely waiting for the other person to make some sort of noise before getting up to eat breakfast. Film at 11."
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2012 9:44:06 am PDT #813 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
SailAweigh - Apr 07, 2012 3:33:06 pm PDT #814 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Tom Scola in Bitches: (no context necessary, methinks)
I hope that leaves you enough time to sort the M&Ms, Leise.
WindSparrow - Apr 08, 2012 6:34:45 pm PDT #815 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bureaucracy:
DavidS
We're all out of Natter.
-t
We're so lost without it.
Amy
Were we right, posting for so long?
Zenkitty
Making madness out of nothing at all.
WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2012 4:03:37 pm PDT #816 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches,
Teppy:
...hurts like a sonofabitch in bastard sauce.
erikaj - Apr 16, 2012 6:27:22 am PDT #817 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
I would love to be able to run all vocal Christian Conservatives through a survey about their reaction to a long-haired hippie who bums around the country hanging out with panhandlers and societal outcasts, conducts big outdoor rallies where he advocates pacifism and aid for the unemployed, and criticizes the conduct of the financial industry and people in power. And then reveal that the pinko liberal scum they're sneering at is the one whose biography they thump when condemning everyone different from them. --Matt The Bruins fan in Natter
Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 5:24:27 am PDT #818 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In Natter:
PC:
So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
billytea:
Let me guess. She clicked on ita's links.
Cashmere - Apr 17, 2012 6:18:25 am PDT #819 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ginger in Natter:
Dear Jess's officemate:
Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.
Beverly - Apr 17, 2012 6:04:54 pm PDT #820 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches,
bonny fides: I'm envisioning the chemo drugs themselves as micro-warriors, complete with 300 style abs, skirts and battle cries. In my mind, they are bellowing, "THIS. IS. GIN-GER!" and then kicking the shriveled cancer cells down the well...to their ignominious demise as they are flushed out every time you pee.
Steph L.: No, this is EXACTLY how they work. Including the skirts and abs.
I'm a pharmacy editor. You can trust me.
smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:42:12 pm PDT #821 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Catching up in Natter:
Sophia Brooks: How do you live "inauthentically"- isn't the fact that it is life make it authentic?
Gudanov: I surround myself with cardboard cutouts of my robot army and of the groveling masses. My house is actually pretty small, but I've built a gigantic paper-mache volcano completely around it so I can pretend it's a secret lair.
amych - Apr 26, 2012 9:50:17 am PDT #822 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Movies:
Steph L. - I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
tommyrot - I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Steph L. - Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Polter-Cow - HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!