Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Calli - Jul 02, 2024 3:52:46 am PDT #1326 of 1332
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Jessica in Natter:

Basically the entire rear exterior needs to be replaced (bumper, trunk door, the back/side bits that connect to the bumper). Between this and the new hybrid converter/battery last year, I am rapidly approaching Prius of Thebes territory.

Because “Prius of Thebes” made me giggle,


Toddson - Jul 22, 2024 7:03:32 am PDT #1327 of 1332
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From Calli:

To be fair, I’d vote for one of my cats’ hairballs before I’d vote for Trump, with the sure and certain understanding that the hairball would do a better job.


Laura - Sep 14, 2024 2:55:35 pm PDT #1328 of 1332
Our wings are not tired.

Pix in Natter:

Uvula-ma-na-ma-na (do dooo da do do) to you!


JenP - Dec 17, 2024 10:07:48 am PST #1329 of 1332

Jessica:

Age ranking at 111%-137% of bones my age

I've read the Locked Tomb series too recently to not read this as "I have 37% more bones than most people my age" which sounds creepy, but impressive!

Steph:

They might not all be *her* bones.

Cass:

They are now.

MattTBF:

Finders keepers!


Laura - Jul 11, 2025 12:30:19 pm PDT #1330 of 1332
Our wings are not tired.

Natter 78:

-t:

You figured out how to start the dryer, Tep, you've done enough. Hit the showers.

Steph L.:

Yessssssss!

Dana:

Good luck figuring out how to start the shower.

Steph L.:

Noooooooo!


Jessica - Aug 18, 2025 6:27:03 am PDT #1331 of 1332
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Vortex: Random question -- what is the difference between a novella and a novelette?

megan walker: It's only a novelette if it comes from the novel region of France, otherwise it's a sparkling short story.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2026 10:11:31 am PST #1332 of 1332
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

lisah: I have a stupid cold and suddenly have barely any sense of smell and it’s FREAKING ME OUT. Smell is one of my superpowers.

-t: Oh no! Kryptonite sucks

Tom Scola: Did you get tested for COVID?

Steph L. :Kryptonite doesn't cause Covid.

Tom Scola: Green kryptonite doesn’t cause Covid.


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