'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cable drama. True and funny.
lenubian: I liked the article, but the comments section makes me fear for the future of humanity.
DavidS: AV Club comments are like a non-stop media geek slapfight and hairpulling contest.
erikaj: With bonus "screenplay in a drawer," and "I liked this BEFORE everyone else did."
Context? Who needs it!?
ita:
I think I'd prefer someone thought I was going to crap a lot than I was going to go home and fuck my vegetables.
In Bitches:
omnis_audis
Shir goes to university. Seska is getting PhD. I work at university. All too busy to do much else. I think this university thing is a racket. It might be an alien control thing. Ooo! I get it now. They attract the brightest minds, then devoid them of life, suck the energy out of them, and BAM! They can conquer the world a lot easier! Be on the look out for big V ships invading a university town near you.
Seska
You know too much, omnis. You're going to get yourself abducted now.
Sophia Brooks: Oh, and if you are a little girl who likes to pretend she is a witch and steal your neighbors vegetable garbage to make potions, make sure that you do not attempt to steam the jalapeno peppers. Not that I would know this from experience or anything!
In Natter:
Hec: What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?
erika: Um, plan for not being sedentary? Fuck... I don't know...The Rapture?
In Natter, msbelle:
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."
Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.
I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...
Tommyrot in Natter:
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"
And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"
Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:
I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.
Hil R. in Bitches:
There are several bars downtown closing today because they don't want to deal with the drunk people. Something has gone too far when bars are shutting down to avoid drunk people.