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WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2011 6:08:37 am PST #619 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

omnis_audis

Shir goes to university. Seska is getting PhD. I work at university. All too busy to do much else. I think this university thing is a racket. It might be an alien control thing. Ooo! I get it now. They attract the brightest minds, then devoid them of life, suck the energy out of them, and BAM! They can conquer the world a lot easier! Be on the look out for big V ships invading a university town near you.

Seska

You know too much, omnis. You're going to get yourself abducted now.

Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2011 3:24:36 pm PST #620 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Oh, and if you are a little girl who likes to pretend she is a witch and steal your neighbors vegetable garbage to make potions, make sure that you do not attempt to steam the jalapeno peppers. Not that I would know this from experience or anything!

billytea - Feb 23, 2011 12:41:08 pm PST #621 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

Hec: What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?

erika: Um, plan for not being sedentary? Fuck... I don't know...The Rapture?

WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2011 8:23:18 am PST #622 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter, msbelle:

I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."

Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2011 11:21:02 am PST #623 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.

I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...

Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2011 1:11:51 pm PST #624 of 1328

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Tommyrot in Natter:

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"

And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"

Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 5:26:19 pm PST #625 of 1328

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:

I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.

WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2011 10:07:58 am PST #626 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hil R. in Bitches:

There are several bars downtown closing today because they don't want to deal with the drunk people. Something has gone too far when bars are shutting down to avoid drunk people.

tiggy - Mar 02, 2011 6:22:34 am PST #627 of 1328

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Natter:

Hil R. - Dogs went to church?

Gudanov - I assume that's before they knew that all dogs go the heaven anyways.

WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2011 6:44:39 pm PST #628 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

So I'm looking at one of my favorite Scandinavia and the World comics, about the penis museum in Iceland.

I'm looking at the last panel, where Iceland is showing off his lamp made from testicles. My phone rings, and I say "Company Name Te--"

And my tongue locks up, because my brain just realized I was about to say "Testicle Support."

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