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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2011 8:23:18 am PST #622 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter, msbelle:

I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."

Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2011 11:21:02 am PST #623 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.

I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...

Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2011 1:11:51 pm PST #624 of 1328

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Tommyrot in Natter:

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"

And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"

Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 5:26:19 pm PST #625 of 1328

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:

I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.

WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2011 10:07:58 am PST #626 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hil R. in Bitches:

There are several bars downtown closing today because they don't want to deal with the drunk people. Something has gone too far when bars are shutting down to avoid drunk people.

tiggy - Mar 02, 2011 6:22:34 am PST #627 of 1328

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Natter:

Hil R. - Dogs went to church?

Gudanov - I assume that's before they knew that all dogs go the heaven anyways.

WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2011 6:44:39 pm PST #628 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

So I'm looking at one of my favorite Scandinavia and the World comics, about the penis museum in Iceland.

I'm looking at the last panel, where Iceland is showing off his lamp made from testicles. My phone rings, and I say "Company Name Te--"

And my tongue locks up, because my brain just realized I was about to say "Testicle Support."

SuziQ - Mar 04, 2011 5:08:08 am PST #629 of 1328

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Regarding Tom paying off his mortgage...

Theo at least put the money you were putting into the mortgage toward other things!

Tom Scola HOOKER AND BLOW!!!

Laura - Mar 05, 2011 2:05:34 pm PST #630 of 1328

Our wings are not tired.

DavidS in Bitches:

I think that's the kind of behavior one can expect from somebody named Uncle Dickhead

Scrappy - Mar 06, 2011 8:40:00 am PST #631 of 1328

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Zenkitty hilariously in Bitches:

I am such a shitty gardener, you'd think I could fertilize with my mere presence.

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