I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 8:01:59 am PST #607 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter.

ita: Apparently there was a furry in outfit at the trans Hasidic wedding.

Frankenbuddha: I think you just won at some form of bingo.


Scrappy - Jan 20, 2011 11:18:50 am PST #608 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Musings in the Music thread.

DavidS: And frankly, there was nothing atrocious in his behavior. He wasn't punching ducklings in the face.

Frankenbuddha: Hey! Some ducklings deserve it.

DavidS: To be fair, that duckling was looking shifty.


smonster - Jan 20, 2011 5:02:09 pm PST #609 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Natter, city denizens get defensive:

lisah: Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'


WindSparrow - Jan 22, 2011 7:54:51 pm PST #610 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Shir, in Bitches.

But yet, mornings are the cruelest month.


Burrell - Jan 26, 2011 7:40:45 pm PST #611 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Best LOTR-themed conversation we've had in months:

ita: If your username contains "smeagol" you really shouldn't be surprised to learn Aragorn was in his 80s during LotR

Steph: Dang, dude looks pretty good for being an oldster.

ita: He's Dunedain, originally descended from elf-hybrid.

billytea: You can tell he's a hybrid, he's environmentally friendly and gets great mileage.


Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2011 7:58:26 pm PST #612 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola: I like my porn to look like fashion photography more than I like fashion photography to look like porn.


WindSparrow - Jan 27, 2011 7:33:35 pm PST #613 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter, Liese S.

I can't find my teeny tiny screwdriver. OMG, what kind of a geek am I? That's like not knowing where my uv light is. OMG! Where's my UV light?


beekaytee - Jan 29, 2011 5:52:11 am PST #614 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

In Bitches, Theodosia made me chortle with this:

It sounds like Abney Park is the living example of "Steampunk is when Goth discovers brown."


Steph L. - Jan 31, 2011 4:06:41 pm PST #615 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Literary --

erika: Breaking Dawn is...well, it's icky. And I read books with dismemberments.


WindSparrow - Feb 01, 2011 4:33:04 am PST #616 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jilli, in Natter:

It really is a shame that the rest of you can't see Pete and StuntHusband sitting here, playing Little Big Planet 2. The ranting! The squinchy faces! The exclamations of dismay and ire as they throw cupcakes!