Sophia Brooks: Oh, and if you are a little girl who likes to pretend she is a witch and steal your neighbors vegetable garbage to make potions, make sure that you do not attempt to steam the jalapeno peppers. Not that I would know this from experience or anything!
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2011 3:24:36 pm PST #620 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea - Feb 23, 2011 12:41:08 pm PST #621 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Hec: What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?
erika: Um, plan for not being sedentary? Fuck... I don't know...The Rapture?
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2011 8:23:18 am PST #622 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter, msbelle:
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."
Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2011 11:21:02 am PST #623 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.
I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...
Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2011 1:11:51 pm PST #624 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Tommyrot in Natter:
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"
And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"
Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 5:26:19 pm PST #625 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:
I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.
WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2011 10:07:58 am PST #626 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Hil R. in Bitches:
There are several bars downtown closing today because they don't want to deal with the drunk people. Something has gone too far when bars are shutting down to avoid drunk people.
tiggy - Mar 02, 2011 6:22:34 am PST #627 of 1328
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter:
Hil R. - Dogs went to church?
Gudanov - I assume that's before they knew that all dogs go the heaven anyways.
WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2011 6:44:39 pm PST #628 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
So I'm looking at one of my favorite Scandinavia and the World comics, about the penis museum in Iceland.
I'm looking at the last panel, where Iceland is showing off his lamp made from testicles. My phone rings, and I say "Company Name Te--"
And my tongue locks up, because my brain just realized I was about to say "Testicle Support."
SuziQ - Mar 04, 2011 5:08:08 am PST #629 of 1328
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Regarding Tom paying off his mortgage...
Theo at least put the money you were putting into the mortgage toward other things!
Tom Scola HOOKER AND BLOW!!!