Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.
I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2011 11:21:02 am PST #623 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2011 1:11:51 pm PST #624 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Tommyrot in Natter:
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"
And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"
Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 5:26:19 pm PST #625 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:
I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.
WindSparrow - Feb 26, 2011 10:07:58 am PST #626 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Hil R. in Bitches:
There are several bars downtown closing today because they don't want to deal with the drunk people. Something has gone too far when bars are shutting down to avoid drunk people.
tiggy - Mar 02, 2011 6:22:34 am PST #627 of 1328
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter:
Hil R. - Dogs went to church?
Gudanov - I assume that's before they knew that all dogs go the heaven anyways.
WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2011 6:44:39 pm PST #628 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
So I'm looking at one of my favorite Scandinavia and the World comics, about the penis museum in Iceland.
I'm looking at the last panel, where Iceland is showing off his lamp made from testicles. My phone rings, and I say "Company Name Te--"
And my tongue locks up, because my brain just realized I was about to say "Testicle Support."
SuziQ - Mar 04, 2011 5:08:08 am PST #629 of 1328
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Regarding Tom paying off his mortgage...
Theo at least put the money you were putting into the mortgage toward other things!
Tom Scola HOOKER AND BLOW!!!
Laura - Mar 05, 2011 2:05:34 pm PST #630 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
DavidS in Bitches:
I think that's the kind of behavior one can expect from somebody named Uncle Dickhead
Scrappy - Mar 06, 2011 8:40:00 am PST #631 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Zenkitty hilariously in Bitches:
I am such a shitty gardener, you'd think I could fertilize with my mere presence.
Pix - Mar 06, 2011 10:22:43 am PST #632 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Goodbye and Good Riddance, this made me laugh and get allergies:
Erin: (After describing Shir’s awesome Slacker Santa gift) Rav todot, havera sheli! Toda raba. (Did I get the Hebrew right? I didn't call you a fish, or a perfume bottle or something, did I?)
Shir: …The Hebrew is fine, I think (if it's supposed to be "thank you very much, my friend! Thank you"). I'm always touched when people who aren't speaking Hebrew are trying to translate things into it. It's fucking hard to get anything right.
Erin: The last part was supposed to be "you are very kind" but at least it wasn't "your mother was a llama" so it's good!
Shir: What do you mean, my mother was not a llama?!
Erin: OMG, you were NEVER TO KNOW! I am living in shame that I have revealed your dark family secret!
Shir: Llamas and secrets and lies! Evil lies!
Erin: That's family for you...
Shir: t Tucklehugz Erin That's family for me.