Jilli, in Natter:
It really is a shame that the rest of you can't see Pete and StuntHusband sitting here, playing Little Big Planet 2. The ranting! The squinchy faces! The exclamations of dismay and ire as they throw cupcakes!
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Feb 01, 2011 4:33:04 am PST #616 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Java cat - Feb 01, 2011 11:09:21 pm PST #617 of 1328
Not javachik
Cable drama. True and funny.
lenubian: I liked the article, but the comments section makes me fear for the future of humanity.
DavidS: AV Club comments are like a non-stop media geek slapfight and hairpulling contest.
erikaj: With bonus "screenplay in a drawer," and "I liked this BEFORE everyone else did."
flea - Feb 07, 2011 1:43:31 pm PST #618 of 1328
information libertarian
Context? Who needs it!?
ita:
I think I'd prefer someone thought I was going to crap a lot than I was going to go home and fuck my vegetables.
WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2011 6:08:37 am PST #619 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
omnis_audis
Shir goes to university. Seska is getting PhD. I work at university. All too busy to do much else. I think this university thing is a racket. It might be an alien control thing. Ooo! I get it now. They attract the brightest minds, then devoid them of life, suck the energy out of them, and BAM! They can conquer the world a lot easier! Be on the look out for big V ships invading a university town near you.
Seska
You know too much, omnis. You're going to get yourself abducted now.
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2011 3:24:36 pm PST #620 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: Oh, and if you are a little girl who likes to pretend she is a witch and steal your neighbors vegetable garbage to make potions, make sure that you do not attempt to steam the jalapeno peppers. Not that I would know this from experience or anything!
billytea - Feb 23, 2011 12:41:08 pm PST #621 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
Hec: What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?
erika: Um, plan for not being sedentary? Fuck... I don't know...The Rapture?
WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2011 8:23:18 am PST #622 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter, msbelle:
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."
Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2011 11:21:02 am PST #623 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Zenkitty: I should do my taxes before I lose my W-2.
I feel as if that could be any of a number of us...
Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2011 1:11:51 pm PST #624 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Tommyrot in Natter:
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
not quite alive, you see
Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"
"Yes I died" said he
"I became a zombie"
And standing there as big as life
and chewing on his eye.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to terrorize,
went on to BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!"
Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 5:26:19 pm PST #625 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scrappy, gettin her terms right in Natter:
I think donating sperm is considered onanous, rather than onerous.