(in Natter)
Gudanov -
I've been seeing this story about the hijacked ship and let me tell you I don't like modern day pirates. They are ruining the whole pirate thing. Pirates are supposed to talk funny, wear eye patches and parrots, and sometime fight ninjas where obviously the pirates would win. These guys with the little boats, assault rifles, and RPGs need to be called Aquathugs or something. By RPGs I mean they carry Rocket Propelled Grenades, not that they are carrying around 4th edition player handbooks though I suppose there could be some overlap.
(in Natter)
tommyrot -
Next time I move, I want the movers to sneak in while I'm asleep, drug me, pack my stuff, move me and my stuff, unpack everything and then leave before I wake up.
Oh, and before all that, they can find the apartment or condo or whatever.
Laga beat me to it. I'll just second that that's the best way to move EVER.
Laga sets it up and Fay delivers the punch line:
Does sex really cause acne?
contemplates flawless complexion.
Possibly.
megan walker in Lightbulbs:
I think the lesson here is that I should not be joking in Bureaucracy. I guess it’s sort of the security checkpoint of our Buffista airport.
Ginger:
I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.
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Vortex:
...had to make a store run tonight. I was amused that the guy in front of me buying two items - tampons and sanitary napkins. We made eye contact and I smiled. he just shrugged and said "hey, gotta do what you gotta do"
erikaj:
I've never really understood why that should be mortifying.Anyone who's old enough to know what they are knows they're not yours, guys.
Jesse:
The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse." Of course that makes me want to huff it.
