'The Killer In Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ginger: I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.
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Vortex: ...had to make a store run tonight. I was amused that the guy in front of me buying two items - tampons and sanitary napkins. We made eye contact and I smiled. he just shrugged and said "hey, gotta do what you gotta do"
erikaj: I've never really understood why that should be mortifying.Anyone who's old enough to know what they are knows they're not yours, guys.
Jesse: The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse." Of course that makes me want to huff it.
from Natter:
Theodosia:
Ah, brave new world with TiVo in it!
Gudanov in Natter:
I went to type in pandora.com and accidentally typed paranoid.com. The website looks unremarkable, but I think they are hiding something.
Steph L: I'm not saying that the swine (or any) flu is nothing to worry about, that we should all go about blithely licking doorknobs and asking people to cough on us. But there's a lot of overreaction going on already, and it does no one any good.
Steph again, in Bitches:
Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
No context necessary
Steph L.: Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
(I'm leaving the x-post b/c it is just that funny!)
Bitches:
Sparky1: ::turns and runs from thread as fast as 37+ week belly will allow::
billytea: It won't work! He's calling from inside your uterus!
In Bitches, on using a blender for the first time.
Scrappy
It's like using a toaster--not a task which requires more than, say, 15 seconds of "learning."
Teppy:
Toaster OVEN, though -- YEARS of study, my friend. YEARS.
Noise Design: I think the first question here is can you successfully feed yourself without vicodin and without the blender, once that has been established then we can begin to add variables one at a time.