megan walker in Lightbulbs:
I think the lesson here is that I should not be joking in Bureaucracy. I guess it’s sort of the security checkpoint of our Buffista airport.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kate P. - Apr 16, 2009 6:14:57 am PDT #49 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
billytea - Apr 22, 2009 3:30:06 pm PDT #50 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
msbelle: how do you date with 3 kids?!?!?
Trudy: Make the funny one your wingman?
Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2009 5:34:52 am PDT #51 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.
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Vortex: ...had to make a store run tonight. I was amused that the guy in front of me buying two items - tampons and sanitary napkins. We made eye contact and I smiled. he just shrugged and said "hey, gotta do what you gotta do"
erikaj: I've never really understood why that should be mortifying.Anyone who's old enough to know what they are knows they're not yours, guys.
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2009 5:52:04 am PDT #52 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse: The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse." Of course that makes me want to huff it.
Cashmere - Apr 28, 2009 6:30:34 am PDT #53 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
from Natter:
Theodosia:
Ah, brave new world with TiVo in it!
Liese S. - Apr 29, 2009 10:18:56 am PDT #54 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Gudanov in Natter:
I went to type in pandora.com and accidentally typed paranoid.com. The website looks unremarkable, but I think they are hiding something.
Trudy Booth - May 04, 2009 9:22:39 am PDT #55 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: I'm not saying that the swine (or any) flu is nothing to worry about, that we should all go about blithely licking doorknobs and asking people to cough on us. But there's a lot of overreaction going on already, and it does no one any good.
billytea - May 05, 2009 12:04:13 pm PDT #56 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph again, in Bitches:
Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
-t - May 05, 2009 12:04:31 pm PDT #57 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No context necessary
Steph L.: Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
(I'm leaving the x-post b/c it is just that funny!)
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2009 6:17:22 pm PDT #58 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bitches:
Sparky1: ::turns and runs from thread as fast as 37+ week belly will allow::
billytea: It won't work! He's calling from inside your uterus!