Jesse: The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse." Of course that makes me want to huff it.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2009 5:52:04 am PDT #52 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere - Apr 28, 2009 6:30:34 am PDT #53 of 1329
Now tagless for your comfort.
from Natter:
Theodosia:
Ah, brave new world with TiVo in it!
Liese S. - Apr 29, 2009 10:18:56 am PDT #54 of 1329
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Gudanov in Natter:
I went to type in pandora.com and accidentally typed paranoid.com. The website looks unremarkable, but I think they are hiding something.
Trudy Booth - May 04, 2009 9:22:39 am PDT #55 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: I'm not saying that the swine (or any) flu is nothing to worry about, that we should all go about blithely licking doorknobs and asking people to cough on us. But there's a lot of overreaction going on already, and it does no one any good.
billytea - May 05, 2009 12:04:13 pm PDT #56 of 1329
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph again, in Bitches:
Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
-t - May 05, 2009 12:04:31 pm PDT #57 of 1329
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No context necessary
Steph L.: Vice-Presidents don't let Presidents dress like the Crow.
(I'm leaving the x-post b/c it is just that funny!)
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2009 6:17:22 pm PDT #58 of 1329
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bitches:
Sparky1: ::turns and runs from thread as fast as 37+ week belly will allow::
billytea: It won't work! He's calling from inside your uterus!
WindSparrow - May 06, 2009 11:48:01 am PDT #59 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, on using a blender for the first time.
Scrappy
It's like using a toaster--not a task which requires more than, say, 15 seconds of "learning."
Teppy:
Toaster OVEN, though -- YEARS of study, my friend. YEARS.
Deena - May 06, 2009 1:17:16 pm PDT #60 of 1329
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Noise Design: I think the first question here is can you successfully feed yourself without vicodin and without the blender, once that has been established then we can begin to add variables one at a time.
Toddson - May 07, 2009 11:21:08 am PDT #61 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
DavidS
"Limp and lactating is no way to go through life, son."