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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Laga - Apr 13, 2009 7:37:58 pm PDT #46 of 1328

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

(in Natter)

tommyrot - Next time I move, I want the movers to sneak in while I'm asleep, drug me, pack my stuff, move me and my stuff, unpack everything and then leave before I wake up.

Oh, and before all that, they can find the apartment or condo or whatever.

Theodosia - Apr 14, 2009 1:12:29 am PDT #47 of 1328

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Laga beat me to it. I'll just second that that's the best way to move EVER.

Toddson - Apr 14, 2009 7:00:11 am PDT #48 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Laga sets it up and Fay delivers the punch line:

Does sex really cause acne?

contemplates flawless complexion.

Possibly.

Kate P. - Apr 16, 2009 6:14:57 am PDT #49 of 1328

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

megan walker in Lightbulbs:

I think the lesson here is that I should not be joking in Bureaucracy. I guess it’s sort of the security checkpoint of our Buffista airport.

billytea - Apr 22, 2009 3:30:06 pm PDT #50 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

msbelle: how do you date with 3 kids?!?!?

Trudy: Make the funny one your wingman?

Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2009 5:34:52 am PDT #51 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I don't understand how Vortex's mother can be my sister.

****

Vortex: ...had to make a store run tonight. I was amused that the guy in front of me buying two items - tampons and sanitary napkins. We made eye contact and I smiled. he just shrugged and said "hey, gotta do what you gotta do"

erikaj: I've never really understood why that should be mortifying.Anyone who's old enough to know what they are knows they're not yours, guys.

Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2009 5:52:04 am PDT #52 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse." Of course that makes me want to huff it.

Cashmere - Apr 28, 2009 6:30:34 am PDT #53 of 1328

Now tagless for your comfort.

from Natter:

Theodosia:

Ah, brave new world with TiVo in it!

Liese S. - Apr 29, 2009 10:18:56 am PDT #54 of 1328

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Gudanov in Natter:

I went to type in pandora.com and accidentally typed paranoid.com. The website looks unremarkable, but I think they are hiding something.

Trudy Booth - May 04, 2009 9:22:39 am PDT #55 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: I'm not saying that the swine (or any) flu is nothing to worry about, that we should all go about blithely licking doorknobs and asking people to cough on us. But there's a lot of overreaction going on already, and it does no one any good.

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