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Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2010 11:33:45 pm PST #387 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DCJensen: I was informed by NPR yesterday that former congressperson Dick Armey's people are partly funding the Tea Party movement and trying to steer it.

Tea Party "patriots" and Dick Armey. Somehow the name fits.


Liese S. - Feb 25, 2010 7:31:21 am PST #388 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Out of the mouths of babes in Natter, David S.

It's funny when Matilda drops a curse word into conversation.

The best probably being, "Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?

"Wha?"

"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."


Cass - Feb 25, 2010 10:31:07 am PST #389 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Jilli explains in Bitches:

My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.


smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:37 am PST #390 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The ever-helpful ita, in Bitches:

HilR: I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.

ita: Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.


Sue - Feb 25, 2010 11:43:53 am PST #391 of 1328
hip deep in pie

Nothing to see here


aurelia - Feb 25, 2010 3:53:17 pm PST #392 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ita, in Natter, sums up the Buffistas:

Because we're just so damned well-adjusted? And therefore an anomaly on the InterTubes?

Totes.


Vortex - Feb 26, 2010 6:49:25 am PST #393 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Toddson, in F2F

Formal pimpage ... sounds almost like dress code for prom.


Laura - Feb 28, 2010 6:46:27 am PST #394 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

Gudanov in Natter:

Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?

Don't need context, but line breaks help.


Ginger - Mar 01, 2010 12:35:27 pm PST #395 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Natter:

Allyson: The only thing getting me through today is a new Hoarders episode tonight.

Rick: You should save it for later.


Cass - Mar 01, 2010 5:33:21 pm PST #396 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Steph, in Natter:

I kinda want to start calling 'em BOBS now. "Man, this sweater makes my bobs look great!" "God, that sleazy dude talking to me didn't look up from my bobs the entire time!"