'Harm's Way'
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Out of the mouths of babes in Natter, David S.
It's funny when Matilda drops a curse word into conversation.
The best probably being, "Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?
"Wha?"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
Jilli explains in Bitches:
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.
The ever-helpful ita, in Bitches:
HilR: I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.
ita: Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.
Nothing to see here
ita, in Natter, sums up the Buffistas:
Because we're just so damned well-adjusted? And therefore an anomaly on the InterTubes?
Totes.
Toddson, in F2F
Formal pimpage ... sounds almost like dress code for prom.
Gudanov in Natter:
Lay rugs yet?
Ley ray guts?
yes lug tray?
sly tug year?
Sly true gay?
Yule try gas?
Gluey stray?
Don't need context, but line breaks help.
In Natter:
Allyson: The only thing getting me through today is a new Hoarders episode tonight.
Rick: You should save it for later.
Steph, in Natter:
I kinda want to start calling 'em BOBS now. "Man, this sweater makes my bobs look great!" "God, that sleazy dude talking to me didn't look up from my bobs the entire time!"
Allyson, in Natter:
I got to be in Entertainment Weekly without being a sock and committing pseudicide.